STARS GATHER TO SHOW HOW WORTHLESS THEY ARE COMPARED TO NELSON MANDELA
Mr Mandela said: “When I was chained to a radiator on Robben Island, I dreamt I would live long enough to be able to come to London for my birthday and help a bunch of self-absorbed millionaires feel even better about themselves.”
He added: “I’m sorry I have to go. Bob Geldof is coming this way and I have to pretend to be dead.”
